Big Foots had big problems
in the past,
With breaking toes and
finding a cast.
His mom told him he better
be more careful,
because if it happens again,
he's gonna get an ear full.
#3
#4
#1
Be careful before you bully
someone for being different
than you
Especially for something silly
like the size of
their shoe
Because it would hurt your
feelings too
If someone picked on your
insecurity, you'd feel
pretty blue
Because what can one
do about the size of
their shoe?
It's just part of
what makes
you, you.
#2
"Where did Big Foot go?"
I asked my dad one night.
"Did a scary ghost or growling bear
give him quite a fright?
Did he knock over paint and spill milk
and cause a big sight?
Did he get embarrassed at the swimming pool because his suit was too tight?
Or did he move to Australia
because he loved marmite?
Did he go on a quest to slay a dragon
and become a knight?
Did he run from the police because he turned left when he could only turn right?
Did he take his shoes off at the movies
and someone turned on the light?
Did he get picked on by Bigger Feet
and end up in a fight?
Did he have a hidden dream to become
a well-known playwright?
Or did he leave because he had a calling
and it just felt right?
Dad shook his head and laughed at me and said, "not quite."
"Big Foot just doesn't really like the limelight."
Sally told Billy
Billy told Bob
Bob told Mary,
Whose married to Todd,
Mary told Josh
Josh told Cindy
Cindy told Sam
Who talked to Lindy
Lindy told Callie
Who told Aunt Cher
That Big Foot had gone
And Cher asked where?
So Callie asked Lindy
Who questioned Sam
Sam asked Cindy,
Who made some jam,
Cindy asked Josh
Josh asked Mary
Mary asked Bob,
Whose married to Mindy,
Bob asked Billy
And Billy asked Sally
Where Big Foot had gone,
And told her not to dally,
But Sally forgot what
Big Foot had said
So she made up a lie
And shared that instead…
So Sally told Billy
And Billy told Bob
Bob told Mary,
Whose married to Todd,
Mary told Josh
Josh told Cindy
Cindy told Sam
Who talked to Lindy
Lindy told Callie
Who told Aunt Cher
That Big Foot had left
To live like a bear
But that wasn’t the truth was it?
Or maybe it was,
But nobody knew
Because Big Foot
Left without leaving a clue
Gossip had changed and
Warped his story,
So they searched the
Woods from here to the quarry
But something had definitely
Gone wrong down the line,
For Sally had told Billy
Big Foot followed the Hollywood sign.