#1

A squirrel just hissed at me

He must be a little pissed with me

For stepping on his turf

Like he was a smurf

And I was Gargamel

#2

Nuts Nuts Nuts

I been think bout' Nuts

Going Nuts for Nuts

Acorns and Pecans and Walnuts

Hazelnuts and Pine Nuts

Almonds and Cashews and Peanuts

Chestnuts, Coconuts, and Brazil Nuts

Pistachios and Macadamia Nuts

Pili Nuts, Tiger Nuts

Nuts Nuts Nuts

I been think bout' Nuts

Going Nuts for Nuts